if you know the song Check yes Juliet by We The Kings then understanding this song will be much easier for you. i suggest you listen to Check Yes Juliet before reading my Oh Fat Juliet lol. but here it is.
verse 1
oh fat Juliet
Listen to me
Stop eating the junk
It's not healthy
I wont go, until you eat some greens
Oh fat Juliet
Kill the junk food
I'll keep tossing greens
At your front screen
It will be hard, for you to lose some pounds
Take off your shirt
(oh no, oh no)
No mini skirts
chorus
Run fatty run
Stop eating the junk
They'll tear off your belt if
You eat them too much
Don't tell your mom
Don't say, "Hey look mom i'm fat!"
Run fatty run
Or forever you'll be
a fat whore (changes to boar if the situation calls for it)
verse 2
Oh fat Juliet
Hear me out now
No fudge brownies or
Not the fudge cakes
Just choose one, and say to the other goodbye
Oh fat Juliet
Here's the countdown
3,2,1
You fell on the treadmill
Don't get up, because you'll just fall back down
Take off your shirt
(oh no, oh no)
No mini skirts
chorus
Run fatty run
Stop eating the junk
They'll tear off your belt if
You eat them too much
Don't tell your mom
Don't say, "Hey look mom i'm fat!"
Run fatty run
Or forever you'll be
a fat whore
bridge
You're running down the road
You're running down the road
They point and laugh
You'll think they're mean
When in reality
You're just so fat
chorus x2
Run fatty run
Stop eating the junk
They'll tear off your belt if
You eat them too much
Don't tell your mom
Don't say, "Hey look mom i'm fat!"
Run fatty run
Or forever you'll be
a fat whore